Break-ups suck...plain and simple. No one likes to be the dumper or the dumpee. This post is simply to entertain. Enjoy.
Top 10 starting break-up lines:
1. We need to talk.
2. It's not you, it's me.
3. I don't deserve you.
4. Do you remember when I've said everything is alright?
5. You are like a sister/brother to me.
6. I think we would be better friends.
7. I don't love you anymore.
8. Any man/woman will be lucky to have you.
9. Have you always been so boring?
10. Give me back my keys.
Some funny...typical...off-the-wall break-up lines:
1. "You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me either."
2. "This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."
3. "I put 3,000 miles on my car since meeting you!"
4. "I need to see other people to prove to myself that my love for you is genuine."
5. "You are the only good girl I've ever met, I will probably never meet anyone like you again. You are real marriage material. If we stay together, we will get married in a few years, BUT I'm not sure I'm ready to commit to one person."
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