I saw this blog post on Facebook and just had to share as I have several friends who are parents. It is true....parents are superhuman. Y'all are my heroes and I have no idea how you do it all. I hope some day I will learn to master your magical ways.
I just finished babysitting your baby today.
I have salmon stuck on my neck and in the crease under my left breast.
My eardrum is damaged due to high frequency screaming.
I had to hold her while I was peeing because from her perspective it
seemed like Satan himself would rape and kill her slowly if I put her
down thus I did not get the chance to wipe myself properly…
…no matter though as I am covered in a thick layer of sweat from
pushing the stroller up the hill so a bit more wet between the legs even
things out.
I washed my hair this morning but all of a sudden it looks like a stringy bag of shit pile.
You can read the rest here: Trying To Be Good
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