Friday, October 19, 2012

Small chest...what?!

Today's post is about a complete and total random topic.....you might not even be interested after reading the title of this post and that's ok.

No fun pictures today, folks.

Let's start with the comment I made in my last post about the size of my girls. No, I don't all of a sudden have daughters and no, I am not talking about my girl friends. I am talking about my chest.

I have always been petite - good genes? Hmmm....maybe from my grandpa.

I workout regularly too, so I that doesn't help my girls bulk up. Instead, it deflates them. Sigh.

I look at these women with tiny waists and big chests and I wonder, "what the hell?!" The thing is, not all of them are fake boobs. Some women are just blessed.

So, why am I all of a sudden "noticing" my forever, never-has-changed, small chest?

Well, I put on a sports bra the other day in the bathroom after work and blinked thinking my contacts were blurry or something. My chest looks smaller! Yes, I know sports bras make you look smaller, period. I just don't recall noticing how small my little boy chest looked.

Have I not been paying attention? Have I been getting dressed with my eyes closed lately?

I have never been insecure about my chest, so that's not what this post is about. I am very comfortable with below-average girls. I don't want to have back problems in the future. I would also like to be able to golf and workout without sandbags strapped to my chest.

I applaud women who carry those big things around. Good for you.

What I LIKE about being smaller up top:

1. I can enjoy playing sports without feeling like I have a couple water balloons floppin' all over the place.
2. No back problems.
3. I don't have to worry about "Is this shirt too low-cut for work? Do I have cleavage?" HAHA! Never.
4. I wear the same size shirt - no matter what style.
5.They won't be hitting the floor by the time I'm 50.

For the ladies out there with a set of tiny girls....be proud. And remember, there is thing called the push-up bra, so if you want to show a little cleav, you can without toppling over.

Have a great weekend!

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